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Silly Stories for 2nd and 3rd Graders

These humorous books volition tickle your funny os.

Funny Stories for Kids

17 things I'm not allowed to do anymore / Jenny Offill ; pictures by Nancy Carpenter

"17 Things I'm Not Immune To Practise Anymore" by Jenny Offill ; pictures by Nancy Carpenter

A young girl lists the sixteen things she is not allowed to do anymore, including non being able to make water ice after freezing a fly in one of the cubes.

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  • eBook
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"Creepy Carrots" words past Aaron Reynolds ; pictures by Peter Brown

The carrots that grow in Crackenhopper Field are the fattest and crispiest effectually and Jasper Rabbit cannot resist pulling some to eat each time he passes by, until he begins hearing and seeing creepy carrots wherever he goes.

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  • Audiobook (CD)
  • eBook (Overdrive)
  • eAudiobook (Overdrive)
  • eAudiobook (hoopla)
  • eVideo (hoopla)
Dragons Love Tacos by Adam Rubin ; pictures by Daniel Salmieri

"Dragons Honey Tacos" by Adam Rubin ; pictures by Daniel Salmieri

Explores the love dragons accept for tacos, and the dangers of feeding them them anything with spicy salsa.

Formats Available:

  • Impress Book
  • DVD
  • eBook (Overdrive)
  • eVideo (Overdrive)
  • eVideo (hoopla)
  • eVideo read-along (hoopla)
Have I Got a Book for You! by Mélanie Watt

"Accept I Got a Volume for You!" written and illustrated by Mélanie Watt

Mr. Al Foxword is 1 persistent salesman! He will exercise simply about annihilation to sell you lot this book. Al tries every fox of the trade. Just when you lot're ready to close the book on him, he comes upwards with a clever tactic you simply tin can't refuse!

Formats Available:

  • Print Book
Interrupting Chicken by David Ezra Stein

"Interrupting Chicken" written and illustrated by David Ezra Stein

Picayune Ruby-red Chicken wants Papa to read her a bedtime story, simply interrupts him almost equally shortly every bit he begins each tale.

Formats Bachelor:

  • Print Volume
  • eAudiobook (rbDigital)
Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast by Josh Funk ; illustrated by Brendan Kearney

"Lady Pancake & Sir French Toast" by Josh Funk ; illustrated by Brendan Kearney

A wild chase ensues inside a well-stocked refrigerator when ii friendly leftovers compete for the last drop of syrup, learning a valuable lesson about friendship along the way.

Formats Available:

Print Volume
The True story of the 3 little pigs / by A. Wolf ; as told to Jon Scieszka ; illustrated by Lane Smith

"The True Story of the 3 Trivial Pigs" by A. Wolf ; as told to Jon Scieszka ; illustrated past Lane Smith

The wolf gives his ain outlandish version of what really happened when he tangled with the three little pigs.

Formats Bachelor:

  • Print Volume (English language)
  • Print Volume (Spanish)
  • DVD
  • eAudio (hoopla)
  • eAudio (Overdrive)
Sam & Dave dig a hole / Mac Barnett ; illustrated by Jon Klassen

"Sam & Dave Dig a Pigsty" by Mac Barnett ; illustrated by Jon Klassen

Sam and Dave are on a mission. A mission to find something spectacular. And then they dig a hole. And they keep earthworks. And they observe . . . nothing. Withal the day turns out to be pretty spectacular after all. Attentive readers will be rewarded with a rare treasure in this witty story of looking for the extraordinary — and finding it in a manner y'all'd never expect.

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Print Book
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"Wedgieman and the Big Bunny Trouble" by Charise Mericle Harper ; illustrated by Bob Shea

When Bad Dude creates a machine that makes objects grow enormously or shrink to tiny size, it's up to Wedgieman to straighten things out.

Formats Bachelor:

  • Print Book
  • eBook (Overdrive)
XO, OX : a love story / Adam Rex, pictures by Scott Campbell

"XO, OX : A Love Story" past Adam Rex ; pictures by Scott Campbell

The hilarious tale of an ox who is in dear with a gazelle, told in correspondence.

Formats Available:

  • Print Book
Zach and Lucy and the museum of natural wonders / by the Pifferson Sisters ; illustrated by Mark Chambers

"Zach and Lucy and the Museum of Natural Wonders" by the Pifferson Sisters ; illustrated past Marking Chambers

Deciding to create their own museum in the basement of their apartment edifice, scheming siblings Zach and Lucy go door-to-door asking for contributions and collecting a tarantula, babe teeth and other remarkable objects in spite of one particularly grumpy neighbor.

Formats Available:

  • Print Volume
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